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	<title>PseudoCertainty</title>
	<description>UFOlogy, Cryptozology and the people who love them are discussed on this internet-only radio show</description>
	<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/</link>
	<language>en-us</language>
	<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:40:02 -0400</pubDate>
	<webMaster>jjohn@pseudocertainty.com</webMaster>
	<copyright>Copyright Joe Johnston and Mike Lord</copyright>
	<itunes:subtitle>Don&#x27;t be Certain.  Be PseudoCertain.</itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:author>Joe Johnston and Mike Lord</itunes:author>
	<itunes:summary>UFOlogy, Cryptozology and the people who love them are discussed on this internet-only radio show</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Kirk is the best Captain</title>
		<pubDate>Sun,  9 Mar 2008 11:48:11 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>This week&#x27;s episode ran long, but there&#x27;s nothing to waste on PseudoCertainty! Mike and Joe bring you the definitive answer to the question plaguing mankind: who is the best Enterprise ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-startrek.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-startrek.mp3?podcast=1length=1336112type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>This week&#x27;s episode ran long, but there&#x27;s nothing to waste on PseudoCertainty! Mike and Joe bring you the definitive answer to the question plaguing mankind: who is the best Enterprise ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>05:35</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Worse than the Cure</title>
		<pubDate>Sun,  9 Mar 2008 11:28:08 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Talk about giving your eye teeth! Mike and Joe are back for a rare in-studio session. The show is a cliperific, bumper crop of unusual medical procedures, improbable torture techniques, ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20080308.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20080308.mp3?podcast=1length=14540602type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Talk about giving your eye teeth! Mike and Joe are back for a rare in-studio session. The show is a cliperific, bumper crop of unusual medical procedures, improbable torture techniques, ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>60:56</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>NASApaloosa</title>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:27:05 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>Faster than USAF interceptor! Bigger than a Walmart! Clearing brush at the speed of Sound! It&#x27;s a bird! It&#x27;s a plane! It&#x27;s a radio show that&#x27;s about an hour long! ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20080127.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20080127.mp3?podcast=1length=14432050type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Faster than USAF interceptor! Bigger than a Walmart! Clearing brush at the speed of Sound! It&#x27;s a bird! It&#x27;s a plane! It&#x27;s a radio show that&#x27;s about an hour long! ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>60:07</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>S.S.E.T.I.</title>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:51:03 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>On this Big, Big Show, Mike and Joe explorer the Search for the Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Despite audio problems, foreign planets, Jenkem, and healthy appetites are explored. A new ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20071107.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20071107.mp3?podcast=1length=13601690type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>On this Big, Big Show, Mike and Joe explorer the Search for the Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Despite audio problems, foreign planets, Jenkem, and healthy appetites are explored. A new ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>56:39</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Pseudo Child (slight return)</title>
		<pubDate>Sat,  4 Aug 2007 22:08:03 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Has it really been six months since the last show? Mike and Joe bust back into the frame with more talk about parasites, love gone wrong and an old man ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20070804.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20070804.mp3?podcast=1length=15446598type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Has it really been six months since the last show? Mike and Joe bust back into the frame with more talk about parasites, love gone wrong and an old man ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>67:14</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Muggles on Potter</title>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:35:38 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>This exclusive, web-only extra clip of Mike and Joe talking about Harry Potter is available only through PseudoCertainty&#x27;s web-only web site ONLY!</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-harry-potter.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-harry-potter.mp3?podcast=1length=7402926type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>This exclusive, web-only extra clip of Mike and Joe talking about Harry Potter is available only through PseudoCertainty&#x27;s web-only web site ONLY!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>30:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Echoes from the Doomsday Vault</title>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:11:18 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>Continuing his report from exile, Mike reports on the Doomsday Vault of seeds, Atlantis, NASA oddities, Mooninites and assorted piffle. Princeton&#x27;s ESP lab closes, but should they have seen it ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20070210.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20070210.mp3?podcast=1length=16809362type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Continuing his report from exile, Mike reports on the Doomsday Vault of seeds, Atlantis, NASA oddities, Mooninites and assorted piffle. Princeton&#x27;s ESP lab closes, but should they have seen it ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>91:53</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Pet cemetery</title>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:09:02 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>You&#x27;re not hearing things: Mike and Joe are back with mystery hums, zombie dogs, cryptozoology, and weird news from around the world. Mike phones in with new stories about old ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20061026.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20061026.mp3?podcast=1length=14738436type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>You&#x27;re not hearing things: Mike and Joe are back with mystery hums, zombie dogs, cryptozoology, and weird news from around the world. Mike phones in with new stories about old ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>61:44</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Astronomy Dominy</title>
		<pubDate>Sun,  1 Oct 2006 20:44:22 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Mike and Joe jump back into the saddle with Martian photography, Eris, more Bosnian Pyramids, Fermi&#x27;s Paradox and much, much more. Also, astronomers are unfairly characterized.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20061001.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20061001.mp3?podcast=1length=12483664type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Mike and Joe jump back into the saddle with Martian photography, Eris, more Bosnian Pyramids, Fermi&#x27;s Paradox and much, much more. Also, astronomers are unfairly characterized.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>52:17</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>A Touching Denouement</title>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:38 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Did a missle take out the Pentagon on 9-11? Is there a giant step pyramid in Bosnia? What lurks in the swamps of Honey Island? Was Andrew Jackson our nation&#x27;s ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060430.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060430.mp3?podcast=1length=16457140type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Did a missle take out the Pentagon on 9-11? Is there a giant step pyramid in Bosnia? What lurks in the swamps of Honey Island? Was Andrew Jackson our nation&#x27;s ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>68:57</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Apemen gone wild!</title>
		<pubDate>Sun,  2 Apr 2006 13:21:35 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Zana, Oliver and whole pack of Orang Pendeks take over the studio on this April Fool&#x27;s episode. Mike and Joe wrestle with international space exploration policy, US foreign policy and ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060401.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060401.mp3?podcast=1length=14234868type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Zana, Oliver and whole pack of Orang Pendeks take over the studio on this April Fool&#x27;s episode. Mike and Joe wrestle with international space exploration policy, US foreign policy and ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>59:56</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Mike&#x27;s nub</title>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 14:21:04 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>Back so soon? Mike and Joe talk about dead explorers, robot explores, mutants, and WMDs. Although they manage to avoid talking about Brokeback Mountain, a good laugh is had over ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060311.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060311.mp3?podcast=1length=13079038type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Back so soon? Mike and Joe talk about dead explorers, robot explores, mutants, and WMDs. Although they manage to avoid talking about Brokeback Mountain, a good laugh is had over ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>54:48</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>2005 in Review</title>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:58:50 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>Everything has a season and reviewing stories from 2005 is perfectly timely for the dead of winter. Tiger dung, static electricity, unlikely animal hybrids, geneography and the benefits of radiation ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060218.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20060218.mp3?podcast=1length=14596736type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Everything has a season and reviewing stories from 2005 is perfectly timely for the dead of winter. Tiger dung, static electricity, unlikely animal hybrids, geneography and the benefits of radiation ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>61:07</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>book larnin&#x27;</title>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:21:41 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>Look who&#x27;s talking at universities! It&#x27;s Mike and Joe, getting out the truth to tomorrow&#x27;s leaders. Also, a lot of attention is paid to used books. It&#x27;s a bangin&#x27; birthday ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20051213.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20051213.mp3?podcast=1length=12499966type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Look who&#x27;s talking at universities! It&#x27;s Mike and Joe, getting out the truth to tomorrow&#x27;s leaders. Also, a lot of attention is paid to used books. It&#x27;s a bangin&#x27; birthday ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>52:21</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Gheorghe&#x27;s song</title>
		<pubDate>Sat,  5 Nov 2005 23:13:39 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>It&#x27;s all business on this episode: Pluto&#x27;s many moons, H.A.A.R.P.&#x27;s neon light show, tales of the undead and Jerry Doyle. Mike corrects Joe&#x27;s many mispronunciations. Buckle up. We&#x27;re going in.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20051105.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty-20051105.mp3?podcast=1length=12882842type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>It&#x27;s all business on this episode: Pluto&#x27;s many moons, H.A.A.R.P.&#x27;s neon light show, tales of the undead and Jerry Doyle. Mike corrects Joe&#x27;s many mispronunciations. Buckle up. We&#x27;re going in.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>53:57</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>A New Hope: Unicorn People</title>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:41:32 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Using the latest Internet technology, Joe and Mike hash it out about Big Foot, lonely whales and zombies. Soylent Green is mentioned and then forgotten.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_20050829.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_20050829.mp3?podcast=1length=8980762type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Using the latest Internet technology, Joe and Mike hash it out about Big Foot, lonely whales and zombies. Soylent Green is mentioned and then forgotten.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>37:38</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Freedom is on the march</title>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2004 09:15:41 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>This time Joe has a bee in his bonnet about unpasturized milk, the CIA-Contra drug connection, vampyr watermelons and ligers. Mike bears witness nervously.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_1204.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_1204.mp3?podcast=1length=6402152type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>This time Joe has a bee in his bonnet about unpasturized milk, the CIA-Contra drug connection, vampyr watermelons and ligers. Mike bears witness nervously.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>53:21</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Pictures of Sparklers</title>
		<pubDate>Mon,  8 Nov 2004 15:20:12 -0500</pubDate>
		<description>Hobbits, monkeys, squirrels and crows: it&#x27;s nature gone wild this time on the show. Mike gets ufology street cred lecturing about aliens at an ivy league university.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_1104.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_1104.mp3?podcast=1length=6970952type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Hobbits, monkeys, squirrels and crows: it&#x27;s nature gone wild this time on the show. Mike gets ufology street cred lecturing about aliens at an ivy league university.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>58:05</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Certainty Reloaded</title>
		<pubDate>Tue,  5 Oct 2004 08:56:57 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Culled from the archives, these never before aired clips show the full range of banality that is PseudoCertainty, including discussions about the Hopkinsville Goblins, the Mothman Prophesies and academic psychics. ...</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_1004.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_1004.mp3?podcast=1length=4275704type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Culled from the archives, these never before aired clips show the full range of banality that is PseudoCertainty, including discussions about the Hopkinsville Goblins, the Mothman Prophesies and academic psychics. ...</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>35:37</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Irreconcilable Cliche</title>
		<pubDate>Mon,  9 Aug 2004 20:28:44 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>Mike and Joe get to the bottom of Sci-Fi cliches, the Fortean Times and the Weekly World News. Many street noises are evident.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_0704.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_0704.mp3?podcast=1length=6485816type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>Mike and Joe get to the bottom of Sci-Fi cliches, the Fortean Times and the Weekly World News. Many street noises are evident.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>54:02</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Linear B</title>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2004 12:10:12 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>A big, big show. Frightening foods, a weird news quiz, a book review and a visit from Zorknapp. Also, Joe speaks in Spanish, French and German.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_0604.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_0604.mp3?podcast=1length=7285376type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>A big, big show. Frightening foods, a weird news quiz, a book review and a visit from Zorknapp. Also, Joe speaks in Spanish, French and German.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>60:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Debut</title>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2004 21:09:33 -0400</pubDate>
		<description>It&#x27;s the first big show. Just Mike and Joe gabbing away.</description>
		<link>http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_0504.mp3?podcast=1</link>
<enclosureurl=http://pseudocertainty.com/shows/pseudocertainty_0504.mp3?podcast=1length=14827021type=audio/mpeg/>		<itunes:summary>It&#x27;s the first big show. Just Mike and Joe gabbing away.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:duration>61:46</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:keywords>UFO aliens cryptozology weird zorknapp</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>N</itunes:explicit>
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